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Dad: So today I was studying some anatomy...
Me: You were looking at boobs?
Dad: What? No! I was looking at some back muscles and knee joints and things.
Me: So you weren't looking at boobs?
Dad: No! ...You used to like boobs [as in when I was a baby]
Me: I still like boobs
Dad: Wait, you do?
Me: Yeah, don't you? They're soft and squishy? What's not to like about them?
Dad: Hm, well that's not conducive to my getting any grandkids.
Me: Don't worry; I like not-boobs too. You can still become a grandpa.
Dad: Well I won't become anything if you crash the car and kill us.
Me: You'll become a corpse...